Red wood goes fasta

Do they fire them in a flying v formation?

TIL. Thanks 👍

Are the ducks really unlimited, or is that just economically until the limits of physical reality kick in?

Crunchy on the outside, gummy in the middle. What's wrong with that? It's like fried mozzarella and just as salty.

Scrapings from the seal bark.

Ashes to ashes, milk to liquid cheese.

Oh thank god the tumors aren't dry.

That's because he's wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s

Merlin warned me against this dude when I was a fish.

"Don't buy a boat" - Tantacles

Bonobos, primates like us and more closely related than baboons, do not.