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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The petrosexual male, who can only get sexual aroused by loud rumbling engines and black sooty exhaust. It's a well known fact they have lost the ability to get it up for a woman a long time ago. Be very careful when entering they're garage as you can find many fluids in the floor, and not all are from the vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't blame them when they decided to marry the largest right wing woman they could find.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!"