this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

No-one can convince me this person doesn't have brain damage due to lead poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The petrosexual male, who can only get sexual aroused by loud rumbling engines and black sooty exhaust. It's a well known fact they have lost the ability to get it up for a woman a long time ago. Be very careful when entering they're garage as you can find many fluids in the floor, and not all are from the vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't blame them when they decided to marry the largest right wing woman they could find.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

BuT I NeED mY TRuCk fOr WOrK 🥴

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I drive a Unimog to prove my penis is small but prehensile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the YokelMobile 3000 with the optional Yee-Haw 1500 package.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ah the "I think being an asshole is a personality" person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So many lightbars...my god. This is someone that hates people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Locally Hated

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago

Y'all know this is photoshopped right? The actual truck probably has half the number of light bars. Totally reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The larger the exhaust the more things they like in their butt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Switches light bars on, battery shrivels up like an old balloon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's no problem, he can hook it up to some spare batteries on the passenger seat. It's not like anybody's going to be sitting there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not enough light bars, hard pass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Light bars are expensive! I'll take what I can get from conquest.