No-one can convince me this person doesn't have brain damage due to lead poisoning.
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The petrosexual male, who can only get sexual aroused by loud rumbling engines and black sooty exhaust. It's a well known fact they have lost the ability to get it up for a woman a long time ago. Be very careful when entering they're garage as you can find many fluids in the floor, and not all are from the vehicle.
Can't blame them when they decided to marry the largest right wing woman they could find.
"You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!"
BuT I NeED mY TRuCk fOr WOrK 🥴
I drive a Unimog to prove my penis is small but prehensile.
Ah yes, the YokelMobile 3000 with the optional Yee-Haw 1500 package.
Ah the "I think being an asshole is a personality" person
So many lightbars...my god. This is someone that hates people.
And is hated by people.
Locally Hated
Y'all know this is photoshopped right? The actual truck probably has half the number of light bars. Totally reasonable.
The larger the exhaust the more things they like in their butt
Switches light bars on, battery shrivels up like an old balloon.
That's no problem, he can hook it up to some spare batteries on the passenger seat. It's not like anybody's going to be sitting there
Not enough light bars, hard pass.
Light bars are expensive! I'll take what I can get from conquest.