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[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Willie Nelson has been smoking pot for longer than most of us have been alive, including on top of the White House with Jimmy Carter's son, he's also outlived many many cigarette smokers and alcoholics.

Mitch McConnell is still going to outlive most of us, because tortoises have a long lifespan, we just need to flip him on his back or drop him into some deep water.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mitch will never die, he will just shed his ghoulish outer layer and continue to exist in the shadow realm as a wraith

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mitch is a mindflayer that’s been ousted by the elder brain. At this point he’s so weak it’s hard to keep his bowels intact while he keeps his disguise up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And then trump the solamith and the shapechanger desantis are coming to clean up the rest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mitch is a psychic vampire, this is how it would go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Spoiler warning! I'm not there yet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Evil assholes full of hate live forever. Ask Kissinger and Murdoch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

The good die young because we're all so fUCKING STRESSED OUT ALL THE TIME

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I know a submarine company that might help with deep water bit