Can't trust anyone today....
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Is... is Jesus balding?
What, just because he's the son of God you think his human form is somehow special and immune to male pattern baldness?
Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.
A God who puts tumors into people for fun wasn't the let down?
That's just normal God stuff. Doing his own son dirty like that seems special, though.
Don't blame god. It's from Mary's father's side.
But god could’ve picked someone else or prevented Mary from receiving those genes
You are putting a lot of faith in the problem solving ability of the same guy that put his brand new creation in a garden with his biggest fuck up and a yummy fruit tree and said, "I made you dumb, but I hope you understand that this tree of knowledge is off limits to your dumb ass. And don't listened to Mr. Hissy."
I mean, he already let him get crucified.
I thought it was Jake the snake
‘I banish thee, Lucifer!’
[snake leaves the wound and slithers back into the wedding present for Macho Man]
In this episode Jesus will be played by Michael Keaton.
Likely inherited from his mum’s side of the family. Looking at you Mary!