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License stuff came up the other day. Got me wondering.

Could I use something like the mit or GPL license, but add a requirement that anyone that uses the software had to send me a pic of their butthole?

What is the use case for this GPL + bhole license?

Memes mostly. It world also need to have an age of majority clause.

Then if the library actually gets picked up somewhere it would be a good extortion tactic.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fun fact: Buttholes are unique in the same way that fingerprints are. So resubmitting with a new picture can be used as proof of identification and thereby licensing.

Why do I know this, you wonder? Eons ago I stumbled across this anus recognition software source base. The idea was that it could one day be used for identification instead of retina scanning.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

OP, make sure that since you'd be collecting personally identifying information, you can comply with GDPR requests.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

*GDPArse

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'll need some way to verify the software was deleted if the butthole was revoked.

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