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This is my personal adventure, you don't have to agree with it
They didn't disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious 'because I crave attention' will be what everyone is thinking.
I don't crave attention, I crave ants
Where do you get these ants from?
Mostly from the hill out back
Mostly.
I mean, at some point you're going to have to use imports. That's just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.
You need ants? I know a guy.
Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.
This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!
The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT..
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an anthill.
What do you need that for, Dude?
Some were around the cracks in the pavement
This is the future the left wants
The best future
Antman
Which one was your favourite
The second one was the tastiest
OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease
Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?
Lightweight, snort them.
Eventually I'll get there
Video or it didn't happen
Oh man I'm crying because of this.
Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it's gone now. All good.
Was it an ant?
It was ant jo mama!
Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete
What do they taste like?
Spicy raisens
Depends on the ant, I've eaten black ones and they have a zesty, lemony flavour.
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Well, what is it!?
Five or six?
5 minus 6, Op is gonna throw up one
But did you eat them all in one or one by one?
One at a time, I'm not a pro yet
Dont eat too many! You might 1. Not have room for beans and 2. Fail the no poop challenge
Just do like an ant eater and stick your tongue in an ant hill.
o7 keep it up brave warrior
What kind?
Some red ones, some black ones
one of us
I ate a cat.
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