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The book I had had different animals.
Those are some gay lions
Noah: "One of you is female, right?" The lions: "Some days we both are." Noah: "Oh OK, go ahead then."
Reooooowwwwrrrr…
One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.
If it's lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.
I think they're making a joke that this other boat is what held all the 'bad' animals.
I suspected as much but I didn't get it.
That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.
Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg
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At first, i thought the geese in the top right corner were people standing on flying carpets 😄
Same. Cannot unsee it.
I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs haha
Watch me prank Noah (gone smelly) (Skunk v2.1 release).
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Not to be devils advocate but birds gotta eat somethong besides seeds
God's a dick, he probably told Noah to put 20 on to make sure they survived
Stink bugs um find a way.
God didn't, they evolved later
What about all the STDs? They apparently survived the flood so they must have been on the ark too.
Stinkbugs are adorable tho
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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