this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  1. Make meme that has no point
  2. Suggest that if people don't get it, they're gay
  3. ???
  4. Profit
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, if you follow the principles of propositional logic, the only implies that Be Gay => Don't Understand This. It doesn't imply Don't Understand This => Be Gay. So people who don't understand this don't necessary have to be gay. But all gay people have to struggle understanding this.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That why I said "suggest" rather than "imply". Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oof. I got Czechmated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did you know that it's possible for a woman to insert a finger deep into her vagina and push on the thin flap of skin separating the inside of her vagina from the inside of her butt to help push out stuck poop and never be constipated? Because I sure didn't know this until i read about it in a reddit comment.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

W-wow. Thanks for sharing. Um... I'll just go over there, yeah?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Well damn. TIL, I'm confused and gay

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

What a grape meme. Why you gotta wine about it?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm confused and bi, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone counts in my book

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it a book about counting then?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People counting book, yes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Good, we're all counting on you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You must be half-confused, then, there's no other explanation

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

good meme, glad i’m not gay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Same, makes perfect sense.

Well, I'm not glad I'm not gay, I just mean to say.. okay explaining is just gonna make it worse. I was just trying to meme. Please don't send me to gayjail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Does that make me gay ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It took me a day to get this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

RIP Trevor Moore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh shit :-o