this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Republicans just got the vapors

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You make fun of it but my sister got pregnant from unprotected handholding! She said they didn't even kiss or anything, just handholding without gloves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Can you show us a picture of her hand

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm not allowed to share her nudes, sorry no sorry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ewwww, what a perv!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"That explains the poster in hygiene class: 'no glove, no love'."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus! mark this nsfw! I vomited in my mouth a little bit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While holding hands? Pervert.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Girl smiles at boy in kind way. Boy smiles back. Reeks of forbidden attraction.

Isn't that special??

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Welp... unzips

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

In my highschool we'd get actively yelled at by teachers if caught holding hands, and brought aside to be given talkings to and possibly detention if caught holding hands when walking anywhere near middle schoolers (the two buildings were right next to each other). Some people and groups really are that uptight

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna call Moms for Liberty and request that they expand to film and television. Can you believe the rot they want to serve to our children?!

/s obv

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

essentially like dogs, rutting in their filth.