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Hail Caesar (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Walked into New Vegas (I think) forgetting I was in disguise as one of Caesar's Legion. Got massacred immediately. Took me a minute to figure out what happened. Why does everyone hate me? Oh duh

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

I hate that more games don't do this.

I'm dressed like a freaking monkey clown and not a single NPC is going to address it? Granted, I'm also wielding a god slaying sword and two minutes ago killed Death Incarnate. But still... Acknowledge my ridiculous outfit!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I want the opposite.

I want npc's to be so terrified of my presence that regardless of what I'm wearing (as long as my face is uncovered) they won't say a damn thing about it.

"Oh the dude who can single handedly fist fight a deathclaw is wearing the armor of my enemy? Damn bro sounds like a whole lotta not my problem."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

c/customplayercutscene

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I did that a bunch when going to trade at Mojave.

The other day, Cass was my companion and I brought her to the silver rush when they were "asking me to." I happened to have Annabelle in my weapons and... It's amazing what rocket damage to the head will do indoors. Shit just went everywhere.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I always take their job offer and then let the guy with a bomb walk right in. Dude has the right idea.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

If I'm dressed as a raider, I should get attacked on sight by most civilized people.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't even have that perk, but there were body parts galore!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly edited pic cuz the objective marker is in proper New Vegas puke yellow but the rest is green

Gosh, can't even fake a screenshot convincingly these days

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You claim to be loyal to The Legion, yet you pronounce the word as "Caesar".

Curious.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Also, you never mentioned that the new text was large enough to be legible.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

What do you want? "Ave, true to Kaiser?"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ah-oo-eh, true to kah-ee-zar, you barbarian! No true roman acknowledges the existence of vvvv, only u!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Caesar's Legion may be thugs but at least they had a fine eye for ancient Roman decor and symbolism.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

My man you are wearing Arizona State football gear as armor, I don't think you get to count that as Roman decor

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The Silent Hill 2 remake looks even worse than I thought.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I cheesed him the first time you encounter Vulpes just because I wanted his sweet hat.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I immediately imagined that you used a minigun for this process

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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