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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Transcription:

Panel 1:

A picture of a green-skinned orc and a red-skinned man with small horn stumps and flaming hair, both holding mugs. The red-skinned man says:

Well, my mom was a fire elemental and my dad was a tiefling...

Text between panels:

Twenty-something years ago

Panel 2:

An over-the-shoulder image of a man having sex with a woman. The man is not shown in much detail. We see the woman from shoulder up, and she is entirely covered in flames. The woman says:

Don't you want to ...stop?

Panel 3:

The man is seen from in front, shirtless. He has long horns that curve back and then up. He has flames coming out of his hair and sweat dripping from his body. Smoke waves curl up from the bottom of the frame. The man says:

Hell nah babe I'm only takin' half damage

Panel 4:

The orc and the red-skinned man from the first panel are shown again. The orc has a look of concern on his face. The red-skinned man says:

He's dead now.

Artist's signature:

VLM 2020

Text at the bottom of the image, like an afterthought:

"boating accident. very tragic"

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago

I decided to submit this here and got halfway through doing it before I remembered...I'm trying to provide transcriptions for accessibility. This was certainly the weirdest transcription I've ever done.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It is a very good transcription, though.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Thanks, appreciate it.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

He died as he lived, in a blaze of glory

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

He died doing what he loved: That guy's mom.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Well goddamn this was hawt 🔥

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

He drowned courting his side girl.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He is taking half damage, is that the joke?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

He takes half damage because he's a tiefling. But if you keep going that'll still kill you.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

He kept going and it still killed him. At least he came, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Tiefling Bard, I see.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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