Here I sit, broken hearted Thought I had to shit, but only farted So I sat, so I waited All the while, I masterbated
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I don't take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.
Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.
Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate
Always go back out for it.. Always
Screw shower thoughts, where's shitter thoughts!?!
What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?
I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.
Really inconvenient to check the lemmy on your phone when doing both of these.
why am I laughing so hard
Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.
Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?
lol
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