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[-] [email protected] 107 points 4 days ago

Where do you think 40k got it

[-] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's like they haven't studied history or read any 40K.

Wait Catholics; nevermind. They didn't read the room with Luther, and he was friendly.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago

The alleged skull of Mary Magdalene.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

I like Martin Luther's polemic about relics: "How many pieces of the true cross are there in the world? How many thorns from Christ's crown of thorns? How many nails from the crucifixion? There are enough nails to shoe all the horses in Saxony. And if all the relics of the saints were gathered together, there would be enough bones to build a ship and enough wood to boil all the water in the sea."

In that sense it's one of Mary Magdalene's many heads.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"Of the 12 apostles, 18 of them are buried in Spain."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

She is the hydra.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

If you sewed together all the fragments of Jesus's foreskin, you could go skydiving with it.

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 4 days ago

I went to the capuchin crypt in Italy.

Spoiler; had nothing to do with monkeys

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

I went to a crypt in Britain as a kid, can't remember where tf it was, but I still remember it because it was super interesting.

It's where I learned about Trepanning and how they did it back in olden times to "let the bad spirits out" and it actually worked because it reduced swelling around the brain by giving the blood a way out.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

capucin- prefix comes from the Latin for "hood," and by synecdoche means "monks" (who wear hoods)

Cafe Cappuccino has the same roots.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Sure it is. Let's just pretend there is no monetary incentive for a region to have a holy relic which brings them a bunch of tourism. Ain't nothing holy under capitalism.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Every single consecrated Catholic altar contains a relic of a saint. Usually they're pretty small, maybe a piece of a fingerbone or something. You're right that a good one like this would bring in lots of pilgrims (tourist dollars,) but it's a tradition that way predates capitalism.

I'm not in the business of defending the Catholic Church or capitalism, just wanted to clarify.

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I bet it isn't really Magdalene.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

Considering Catholic practices only the stupidest adherents would. You betcha they pulled a bitch Roman Catholics hated out of Syria to enshrine in Rome 50 years after the fact; during a civil war.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Chances are, it isn’t. The early Catholic Church did a lot of this kind of thing, where they would claim to have a piece of the cross, or a bone of St Peter in a church. It was just to drive tourism into their churches. If you took all the claimed pieces of the cross and assembled them, it would make far more than one cross.

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago

"Hey, who turned out the lights?"

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

In a helmet, suit and everything, holy shit.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Hideo Kojima: Hmmm

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

Something I always love to add to these sorts of threads:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles

It expresses the view that the current aeonic civilization is that of the Western world, but it claims that the evolution of this society is threatened by the "Magian/Nazarene" influence of the Judeo-Christian religion, which the Order seeks to combat in order to establish a militaristic new social order, which it calls the "Imperium". According to Order teachings, this is necessary in order for a galactic civilization to form, in which "Aryan" society will colonise the Milky Way.

It's beyond heresy.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

There's a lot of fantasy settings id like to live in but Warhammer is not one of them especially anything imperium related

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Lots of child abuse going on related to O9A, theyre evil fucks

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

I don't know how the Christians see this and think anything other than "this is some evil shit".

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

I don't know how Christians read the Old Testament and think anything other than "This is some evil shit."

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

You shall make no idols to yourselves; and you shall not set up for yourselves graven images, or a memorial pillar. And you shall not set up any image of stone in your land in order to bow down to it. For I am Jehovah your God.

He went pretty ape shit about the golden cow—as believable any part of that story goes. Catholics seem to be all about idoloc knick-knacks and getting all stabby and controlling over them... Like, the opposite of what a Christian is meant to do.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago

That's one of the fundamental disagreements between Catholics and Protestants.

A Catholic would argue that veneration of saints isn't worship, it's showing respect for someone who exemplified Christian ideals, or died as a martyr. Canonization is basically the religious version of the Medal of Honor.

A Protestant would argue that the distinction between veneration and worship is arbitrary, and veneration of a saint essentially amounts to idolatry anyway.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

As an apostate, I don't really see a difference, but it feels inconsistent to see people praying to a specific Saint all the time. Are they supposed to be the middle man between you and God? Didn't Jesus die specifically for that?

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

When Luther brought that up it started a global trade/religious war that last over 100 years.

Ideas are a life and death matter since people are willing to kill over them. Never underestimate the religious, they are as dangerous as they are stupid.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

The Moment i realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago

Skulls for the skull throne...

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

That Jesus guy sure is a bloodthirsty one.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

As someone who grew up in a Muslim country, I have to say, Westerners this is some weird shit man. Like, call the police weird. We are supposed to be the barbarians yet you get to have skull thrones and shit? WTF?

[-] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

All the Abrahamic religions are death cults. It's just as morbid as muslim sects that force women to dress head to toe black robes or w/e. The extremism just becomes part of the scenery when you're around it, but it's all objectively bizzare.

Like think about it, these religions were literally invented by bronze age goat herds who thought the earth was flat and covered by a dome, and people in the modern day still believe in them. It's literally group insanity.

It would be like someone who still believes in the greek gods or something.

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Dude these sprang from Mesopotamian/Egyptian necropoli. This is a Mediterranean/Middle Eastern tradition springing from Egypt and Summer.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Religion is heavily intertwined with barbarism. The West/Christian countries have dumped more than their fair share on the world.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

The whole point of religion was to keep the psychopaths in control. Sometimes you had to throw them a bone to keep them in line.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

That's metal as hell- I mean, heaven!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

I never realized she was an astronaut. They don't teach you that in Sunday school.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Looks like something the Deacons of the Deep would be protecting right next to the massive empty tomb.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

Make an animatronic out of it.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Insert a 1 euro coin and the skull will sing your favorite hymn.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

And I’m supposed to believe people paid good money for a blowie from that face?

Actually, nevermind, I believe it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Even in death I still serve

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