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Do you remember locking the door and checking it this morning?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don‘t worry guys, I‘ve already checked yours.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, but i locked them for you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Good thief.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yes, but not for me (:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If I didn't lock it, someone else will. Yep, I still live with my family.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bold of you to assume I ever leave my house

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I'm a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

You little shit...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm not leaving!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Fantastic! I hope you have a great day!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

We pretty much never lock the house. Unless we're inside sleeping then my wife will lock the door for some reason. And then she only locks the front door. Not the back or side.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can you post your address please

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

Promise you won’t rob me? Pinky swear?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Is that the one with the weird shaped room at the back?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah did you unplug the hairdryer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Good!

I don't have a hairdryer. With 6mm hair that is not needed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It's better to check again. Maybe in fact you forgot you have one at home!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I don't have a hairdryer

…that you can remember.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m paranoid and check the locks at least 2 times by jiggling the doorknobs before leaving. I also look back at the garage door as I drive away to make sure it doesn’t open again (for whatever reason) until it’s out of my sight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Glad to hear that, you take care!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Nice try criminal won't single my house out that easily

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Excellent, have a lovely day!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you !

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Nice try, I never lock the door

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I rarely touch the regular doors, I go out through the garage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But did you lock the garage?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I just use the garage door opener, so sorta.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It'll be fine, I trained Jaws to return home after eating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Primary residence, the door is never locked. Even when travelling out of the country, it's open. In a city of 3m+ people.

Other houses in less desirable countries have automatic locks. When the door closes, it locks. Garage door and front doors on internet control to open and verify status.

I have not used a physical key or worried about door locks for almost 20 years now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Same here. I never lock my house.