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What is the Orb?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's an interesting question to ponder.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dog's name is Ponder*, but I don't think he has a brain cell inside of his head ;)

*Named after a Terry Pratchett Discworld character

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Finally, the answer. Thanks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's part of the answer. You can do computer/logic programming on an imaginary Orb as well, like in Lisp.

In physics and advanced mathematical geometry, an Orb can store vast amounts of energy and mathematical information based on sets. Stars and black holes are examples of physical orbs you can ponder.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Looks like somebody hasn't been doing their pondering exercises

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Jesus, that's the closest thing I've ever seen to a real-life supervillain group shot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

What isn't the orb? That's the real question.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The orb is nothing, the orb is all things.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The orb is love, the orb is life

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

THE ORB CLEANSES YOUR SIN

DOUSE THE OPPONENT'S PYRE BY LEAPING UNTO IT WITH THE ORB

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That's for me to ponder, and you to find out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The orb is a spherical object made of solid matter, possibly silicate or metal, that has been highly polished and subsequently enchanted using any of a variety of scrying and detection spells, such as clairvoyance and true seeing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Certain levels in Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World end with Mario collecting a ? orb rather than the usual goal. During speedruns, it's customary to shout "Orb!" upon completing these levels.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Me speedrunning my Orb!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

all hail orb

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's your bro Facing the other way!

(Please ignore that it would be dro, all hail dro.)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The almighty all-encompassing gate to Windows Vista

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You might still see it in the desert.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Jerry had the orb once and that is enough to know about it.. I mean....Jerry!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Orb is a substitute shell for human soul after its separation from a body.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You have to collect them in each level to complete the game. You also need to collect gems as well since Moneybags charges you to learn new skills or open up pathways.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Any Marianne Williamson supporters in the chat?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do NOT throw off the orb's groove! Beware the groove!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

โ€œ The Orb! Archimedes himself began the construction with little more than a mirror alignment! da Vinci added the gearings. Newton the lenses. Galileo the prisms! And all of the great poets, painters, scientists, alchemists, and philosophers have had the Orb in their hands.โ€

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The history of pondering started in the era of Gorgamel, during the second dynasty of the luke warm giants. Teridius the meticulous was decorating his garden, when he spotted a round, reflective object.

As he sat down and started to stare at it he was spotted by a light catcher trying to steal the souls of the local faerie populace. This image was spread from mirrors to reflective ponds across the lands.

Old Teridius had suddenly spurred on a trend that would take the wizard college by storm, and have the local witches covens giggling over whose orb was most shiney.

And so ends this fake fantasy history lesson, largely because my team lead is banging on the stall door, telling me I'm not supposed to ponder the orb on company time. Screw you, Terry, it's a mental health provision and you're actively hindering it. Maybe you should ponder the orb - you creep.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's the goal of the game. If you get it, and return it to the surface you win. But, it prevents you from teleporting, and once you have it Pandemonium lords will be after you, so the Orb run itself is a hard bit of gameplay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

SCP 606

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-606

It got out again. If it gets too far, either the world will go insane or there will start being loads of people who think like "wizards."

The Orb could start a new era of both innovation and insanity. Don't trust a conceptual Orb. Question spheres using Science.

Don't let the Music of the Spheres control you. I have seen it happen to real people. Scientists like Newton would agree.

The Orb is mostly described in Occult texts that many people try to keep very hidden.

Music of the Spheres is a unique logical system that can produce statements not corresponding with an accurate depiction of our physical reality or "plane of being". Some high level mathematicians know these concepts already, to describe unique logic systems.

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