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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mickey's thumbs are clearly pointing down in the image. When holding a camera up to your face, your thumbs will point up.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I can’t help but wonder if this was photoshopped

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Reality is often disappointing...

So I reject your reality and substitute my own!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

So Mickey is actually spreading his cheeks for missionary instead of doggy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Disney doesn't give a rat's ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Damn right. They sell it, like good capitalists.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Thats so fucking funny, this came up a few days ago for me after I came across this:

Mickey??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad you wiped it off before taking the pic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Synchronicity. You are aligned with the universe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

for reference: Mickey's pants are red, and his gloves are white.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is the joke supposed to be about mickey spreading an asshole for that silver mickey part to go inside of it?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, it's a reference to Goatse, a NSFW shock meme from the early- to mid-2000s. Don't Google it unless you want to see a very wide, spread open anus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not really interested in anuses, but I searched for it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Care to share your impressions?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

My first impression was "what the fuck". Then some questions arose, like how much it would hurt to spread someone's asshole like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Clever design for the beads

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's been a long time I saw a reference to goatse!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure some rule 34 artists have already drawn something like that...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I see beads