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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Let's not forget he's a rapist duck, too.

Since my last disparaging comment about the rapist mallard was magically disappeared.

I'll be in every Trump thread reminding everyone how rapey he is.

Delete this, too. Tell me how much not like Reddit this place is.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lots of ducks are, to be fair. It's a weirdly rapey species.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Dude, it's just an open-source social media. The comment may have disappeared due to technical issues.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it is...

A beautiful swan, because it calls itself a beautiful swan. Swanism sounds like a beautiful ideology. Not everyone you disagree with is a duck! You've overused the word duck so much it's lost its meaning! Also the geese killed way more people than duckists could have ever dreamed of!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of a fun anecdote about Disney World.

Execs had found out that disgruntled workers were referring to the theme part in less than flattering ways, so they sent out an email informing everyone that "referring to Disney World as Mauswitch is grounds for termination".

The next day, they switched to Duckau.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Sometimes, it's a platypus.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It's important to remember that Trump isn't being indicted for mass murder due to covid polices. He's not being indicted for fraudulently funneling trillions of dollars to the capitalist class. He's not being indicted for supporting landlords as they gouge everyone else, steal homes from the people paying for them, and drive millions more people into poverty and homelessness. He's not being indicted for crushing unions, or for the horrific working conditions and infrastructure disasters that creates.

Those are the common crimes of the capitalist class. A capitalist legal system exists to protect the capitalist class and their capital, so such crimes will never be prosecuted under such a system.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Donald "The Duck" Trump

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And if it weighs the same as a duck?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

How to pick up a duck

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This made me think of Howard the Duck the movie and now I'm upset that I made the link between the two. I'm going to have to watch the movie again to clear my mind of such atrocity.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Haha! Sorry to have soiled a classic!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I don’t know about you guys but this hits my uncanny valley for some reason.

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