Got it. USB plugs have spin 1/2

ncdu: shows how much disk space is used by each directory, can also explore subdirectories and delete files

tig: interactive terminal UI for git with lots of functionality

Easy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves

Also .jar files. And good ol' winamp skins. And CBZ comics. And EPUB books. And Mozilla extensions. And APK apps. And...

God, you made me remember the times when the laptop would automatically wake up from standby in the middle of the night!!! Like, seriously???

(It was the company's pc, so I couldn't just wipe it clean and put linux on it. But eventually I learned how to disable the wake timers so it stopped happening)

Then try steering the wheel and changing gears at the same time, with just one hand. Let me know how that goes

Me with android auto and Bluetooth loudspeaker: hold my beer

Is this for real? It's not The Onion?

The "dead internet" is getting closer

Me: Linux, can you uninstall the bootloader and kernel?

Linux: sure thing