this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This format doesn't make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Damn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Should be something like Fart Me in a traffic jam

Poop about to come out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

If the poop is crowning, I'm thinking the only way Imodium is gonna help is if you take it anally

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Loperamide (generic)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I've always liked both of these terms. Another one is, touching cloth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

As someone who's currently pooping, this helped

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

i always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime