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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Accidentaldischargia

[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Redneck here. Lemme check.

"HEY PAUL! INNERNET WANNA KNOW WHAT COUNTRY YER FROM!"

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

INNERNET?! IT’S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks like about a 46 gauge Ned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would be really small. The higher the gauge number, the smaller it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes absolutely true, I'm just quoting the episode on question. I think it's a joke that Ned says that and then pulls out the rocket launcher and blasts the deer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh, well then excuse me for not catching the reference.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Dude so big he need a 9mm to get his insulin in.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Y’all-Qaeda

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This one’s my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Redneckistan.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

It's the final boss of reddit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Hol' up hol' up. You're not that special (sigh)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That little vase with plastic flowers really ties ups the room together.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So is that trigger discipline. That dude is going to kill someone with that bullshit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

He just tryin to get that last pesky one out the chamber

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nah, it’s in there, you can see the indentations where the floor plate meets the grip. Floor plate looks like a Taurus but idk what they made with the browning muzzle profile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's actually the only positive I see: Gun safety

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

I'm not a gun person, but I'm pretty sure still keep your finger off the trigger, both for good habit, and the possibility of a round in the chamber.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I don't know exactly how many people have removed the magazine but forgotten to clear the chamber and shot someone else or themselves, but I know it's a fuckload.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Texas. They've always wanted to be a country!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Until the Mexicans kicked their asses LOL.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol, it's not my fight. I live in Oklahoma.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Reminder that Texas fought that war on account of slavery too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

alternate universe kim dotcom

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Every Russian man has had sex with Putin atleast once so, he's not Russian.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think you can call it sex when it's forced entry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I think he’s from DipShitIstan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Diabetes ist nicht gut

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Not Inceland?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don’t insult God like that! h He have standards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh he has standards.

No one over 14.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Well, the Pastor definitely won't touch him!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna hazard a guess that they're from northern Wisconsin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is the deer wearing camo because the deer is hunting men?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The actual most dangerous game!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

If I had to go into mortal combat with this guy or a toddler, I'd feel safer picking this guy.

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