While I get that others are grossed out by it, this looks fucking delicious to me.
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As long as it's roasted to the point where you can squish it with a fork, it should be good. Just 1/3 the amount of garlic would be enough for me though.
While I agree with you, and I do dearly love garlic, I feel obligated to give you a word of caution:
If you eat too much roasted garlic, for the next 24-48 hours, every room you enter will smell like garlic, your sweat will smell like garlic, your farts (and there will be many) will smell like garlic, and your poop will smell like garlic. It will not be a pleasant experience.
Don't ask me how I know this.
I found this out the hard and still have no regrets.
I had PT one day after going HARD on some garlic.
No biggie, it's running outside, right?
It rained and we did buddy workouts in a gym instead, after some laps around the court. And it was hot af inside, because, obviously.
Sorry, bro.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
That's a risk I'm willing to take
I see no problem
Ahh yes. The Van Helsing school of culinary arts.
Do you know if your body builds up resistance? This sounds awesome, but I don't want to get addicted and have to use larger and larger amounts of garlic :(
I ate wild garlic over in Englad while out on a walk, the next 3 days everyone woke up to the smell of garlic, I was subsequently barred from eating wild garlic for the remainder my our 2 week visit. It was depressing as it grew everywhere
That is because it kinda looks like a brain. Once you realize it's actually all garlic it stops looking delicious.
Are you a zombie?
One of best sidedish I have ever eat was an entire garlic head roasted. My wife hated it because I smelled like garlic for an entire day.
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GARLIC
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If you eat this much garlic your sweat is going to smell garlic for a week
A worthy sacrifice
That is how that garlic power up works in vampire survivors
That's a lot of garlic
Said no one ever
Vampires disagree
Yeah... But why didn't they cut the hard bits off the end of the garlics?! I would be upset if I was him too. No one wants hard chunks on their garlic garlic garlic bread.
Crunchy 🤤
10/10 would try
Gordon can't even make a fucking grilled cheese sammich.
I came here to say this. This man has no business criticizing. Have you seen his monstrosity of a grilled cheese!?
If those are roasted or caramelized that looks fucking delicious. I can never get enough of those little fuckers on my pizza.
That would be delicious. Some cracked black pepper and sea salt. Butter or olive oil for sure.
With a chicken broth as a starter it's not so bad
1 is above a Gordon isn't it?
This is a train wreck trying to pass itself off as a Lamborghini. No oil, no butter, they are not roasted nor cooked nor prepared correctly (all the hard ends still on). Roast the garlic, make a paste with oil, salt and pepper and then you may be a bit closer to heaven.
How to kill a vampire
Searched comments from the other one complaining that this looks like a brain.
Now I'm sad, and eat a garlic bread.
I too was looking for that comment. Have an upvote, friend.
Ngl looks like a brain
There’s some bread on your garlic
Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs
Where's the butter?
If it's mushy, I will gobble it down
Mmmmmmm... Spicy breath
I want to try it!
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