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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I thought the bread and cheese were atop a huge bologna slice, going by the thumbnail.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In what way are you incorrect

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I think (hope) it's a plate?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Im still not sure it isn't.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

frank what are u eating

a hoagie

frank you are just jamming random meats and cheeses into your mouth

I like to make it in my mouth, it tastes better

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Spoken like a true hamster

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This pops into my head every single time I eat just loose slices of random meats and cheeses...which is, apparently, a lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

... it happened to me too, then I went and boiled myself some eggs.

That reminds me, I'm out of ham, pineapple, & rum ...

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

To be pedantic, I don't really see Skyrim NPCs eat weird meals, but as the main character, I've regularly gobbled down 3 sacks of flour and a wheel of cheese mid combat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

3 sacks of flour

Nobody can hurt me if I'm incredibly dry

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You saying you don't eat two sticks of butter, a whole ham, and wash it down with three tubs of melted ice cream?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I just need to get rid of lanky goddamnit

He says as he drinks two bottles of olive oil that took three in game weeks to find

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

objective quality of life downgrade that a good loaf of bread and some butter would be a wholesome meal for a young knight roaming the countryside; yet today it is slovenly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I would say it's the opposite actually.

People in medieval times would kill for the average person's spice rack nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

bread and cheese is perfectly good food

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's missing some lubricant though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

You'll find that if your bread and cheese actually taste good your mouth has a tendency to create its own lubricant. The brick cheddar and supermarket bread pictured here probably don't make thrown though.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Hell yeah! Add a whole salami and an apple, and you got a picinic

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Really good fresh bread can be amazing just on its own, or with some butter or olive oil.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Nothing wrong with simple recipes!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Is Skyrim dinner the gamer version of ‘girl dinner’? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Looks like something you'd see at a bougie restaurant labelled as a deconstructed grilled cheese

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is that a piece of plywood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

For the fiber

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a brick of Colby Jack cheese.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Of all the things that looks like, cheese is down near OSB and Jupiter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Looks like a brick of Colby Jack cheese in the US.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I've had that exact italian bread eaten exactly like that and it tasted so good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm I just ate a thing of pasta with butter, salt, and pepper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I mean, that just sounds like an excellent meal to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Motherfucker I cannot afford cheese in this economy. I went dumpster diving for groceries earlier. Who the fuck can afford to eat cheese like this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's actually free. You can fill a cart (or backpack) with groceries and leave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Time to seize the ~~memes~~ means of cheese production!

... I'm gonna name my cheese production mean (a cow) Cheesy Fartsalot ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Haha awesome always good to see another farmer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you mash it into a ball with one hand – ergonomic cheese sandwich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I once took my thanksgiving leftovers and put it through a food processor and made thanksgiving bricks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Was curious how it would taste. It was ergonomic too I suppose

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

badass recipe, could only improve by leaving a stick in them to make thanksgiving popsicles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Would be interesting. It was super dense. I feel like it was probably half a day's worth of calories

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Did someone steal your sweet roll?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Ooh I've been there

Only when I got really drunk though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Girl dinner?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

As a white person i can confirm

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's just called being whute

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