Bloody hell?
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2023
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But now say it with a british accent!
BLOODY ELL
Blahhh D yell.
blody
All 100 of 'em.
b100dy ell
Yes, but the h is almost silent.
Jammy tile!
*Ruddy hell
This is a Christian server
~~Ruddy hell~~ Ruddy Heck
How does the server take communion?
Like every good Christian, on their knees with their eyes closed.
Due to my exposure on the Internet, I've begun to take on some phrases and things from other English-speaking countries that I like. "Can't be fucked" is one of my favorites for when I'm too lazy to do something.
Same, "Buggered it" is a really nice workplace alternative to "fucked it up"
A downside is I don't know how to spell gray/grey
Thinking buggered is better than fuck is more silly than thinking cunt is worse than dick. Mind you, none of them are bothering me.
Edit: Well, my spellchecker thinks cunt is worse.
"Bugger" is funnier when you mentally replace it with "arsefuck" whenever you see it used.
Absolutely chuffed to bits
I first heard this one from Mumbo Jumbo and fully intend to use it some day.
Innit.
Glass of wa'er
Bo'o'o'wo'ah
Boddlawodder
Fuck off cunt, we're both as bad as eachother
Oh same. Being Canadian doesn't help in that regard. There's some strange crossover at times. I'm a big fan of "taking the piss".
As a Canadian who's moved to Scotland, my new personal favourite is: Get to fuck.
git tae fook
That's the one! Warms my heart ❤️
My favorite is using "crap and "pants" as adjectives.
"This show is pants."
"It's a bit crap, innit."
I'm a fan of the word Cunt as a term of endearment after having a few online friends from Australia over the years. Shame you can't really use it much in the states in such a way.
Raspberry Jelly L
I always had problems cleaning the blood off my scrabble board. Any suggestions?
I thought it was fookin el
I don't need to win that badly.
Bloodl.
Jam L?
Fucksake