That reads like a fever dream and I love it
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
372 points (98.7% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
25079 readers
4328 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Sounds like fun. Why do the darn Americans have to hog all the eclipses? I want one too!
Because you commies killed Jesus.
This is the last one for a very long time. But the next 20 years it looks like Australia is going to be doing all the hogging.
I have never seen an analog horror picture, pretty cool!
Welcome to Nightvale
All hail the glowing cloud!
I actually have WTNV leggings, they're the greatest.
I draw the line at watching the entire extended LOTR. That’s longer than the amount of daylight hours.
I can't get into wizards.
Damn I saw this too late. I just stood in the parking lot with my coworkers for like 15 mins. How fucked are we since we didn't follow protocol?
Get straight to the Waffle House laddie.
Will do! O7
Phil is fucked. Can’t say I mind that much. Dude is an asshole.
Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.
It’s true. It’s on the internet.
:(
This would make for a great movie about Phil fighting off the cannibal apocalypse.
May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.