I can accept cheese toasties, I can accept cheese on toast. But 45 years ago a guy I knew called Derek absolutely insisted it was called toast on cheese and I'm still quite put out by that
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Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
To be fair to the cunt, cheese on toast is open face, is that a sandwich? Still not toast on cheese mind you, but I've never been to Australia
fucking Derek. What's that guy's problem?
Now I want a fucking grilled cheese. Are you happy, hm?
I'm literally getting up from my desk to make one for myself
A controversial addition to this is .... onions
As soon as I say this, most people look at me like I'm crazy and even disgusting. But the combination of thin slices of raw onion and cheese is amazing.
Most people I serve this to still refuse and say they don't like it because of onions. But many can't help but agree it's a great combination.
I was convinced of this combination years ago during a holiday in southern Spain. There one of the most common cheap street food sandwiches is a fresh bun with hard manchego cheese with onions. I ate so many of them I love the combo now.
I remember playing the Sims 2 and my dude attempted to repair something, fucked up and got zapped, and from that point on was just infatuated with grilled cheese sandwiches. They were all he'd eat, he'd buy paintings of grilled cheese as well as painted his own. His thoughts became nothing but grilled cheese. All he would talk about is grilled cheese and it pushed all his friends and family away. He finally died and when Death came for him, he had a 3 hour long conversation about grilled cheese with him before they went to the spirit realm.
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