this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Thanks for stopping that trolley"
"Y-you too"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

"You didn't ask me to stop the trolley and it was no big deal, so you don't have to say thank y..."

"SAY YOU'RE WELCOME!!!! The ritual isn't complete until you say your part of the incantation."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My favorite "thanks, you too" mistake ever was to the cashier at the Heathrow Boots wishing me a nice trip 😆

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Happens on the other end, too. Had the server at a restaurant once slip up and ask me how I wanted my salad cooked.

"Raw, please."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

"Can I get that salad medium-rare please?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I pretend to not see them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I'll stop it right after that guy whose face I recognize and he probably remembers my name, but I have no idea what his name is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They are all tied up to the track. Im pretty sure i can run far enough away before they can thank me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stop the train and let them die of thirst and animals?

You did your part and it was just fate that brought death on them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Cut one out and run as fast as possible while they get up if you want to not let them die

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Just demand payment. That'll stop the small talk at least.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Isn't there a way to pretend it was someone else?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Climbing over this guy to pull the lever so I can invite all of them to my improv showcase.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

The Bravery - An Honest Mistake

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Ok and? I'll stop it anyway, talking to people is healthy for us as humans