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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

i prefer back end since front end means i have to talk with people and id rather just shove pencils in my earholes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bend over and I'll show ya

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, but it inevitably happens all the fucking time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Just happened on Friday

Coworker: client says they need this problem solved by Monday. Can we hop on a call this weekend?

Me: Why exactly do they need this solved by Monday?

Coworker: uhhhh...

Yeah no. Talk to you on Monday.