CassowaryTom

The apology link was worth the initial frustration.

That was a hard upvote, man. You 100% just stole 20 seconds of my time. On the other hand, I wasn't doomscrolling.

I mean, im not saying that isn't an abomination, but it probably also doesn't suck...

I can periodically dust the book. When I'm not dusting, I can stand somewhere conspicuous, and say "This way to the book" if asked.

Facts.

Honestly I am mildly curious about this, but I am feeling a little too drunk and lazy at this point in my day to look it up and the linked article was not helpful. Can someone eli5 what has the French government so salty? Thanks in advance, -Cas

Boo. But still upvoted because I'm still laughing over the waiter thing.

I am not a smart man and I rarely adopt new things, so I want you to know that I am not trying to be ironic or shitty when I say that I aoreciate your help.

Sounds like a keeper, bro. I see no issues.

Oh fuck. Which one is Irish? Actually, which one is American, but I like to say I'm Iriish because reasons?

Well no shit.

Or system, I suppose