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I'm almost sorry for posting this.

Almost.

(shamelessly stolen from an imgur post: https://imgur.com/gallery/LKgj9Ok)

 

 

PS: Just a little apology / eye bleach: https://i.imgur.com/BD6pbO9.mp4 (I promise THIS isn't frustrating to watch)

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It took me until the tomato to be certain of what was happening, but it's the finger in the soup that really pissed me off.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was all in on the ruined egg because it's relatable and ghibli has a way of doing that but the fucking tomato was too much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I din't get the egg, what's wrong with it. Is the a rusted pan or something?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Ruined" seems like a strong word but the yolk wasn't supposed to break

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

But now it looks like a goose head :D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like the other commentor said, it's not that it's unedible but the yolk broke. Personally if I break a yolk I just pan scramble it and have it that way. I like my yolks runny.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I strongly dislike runny yolk, but to each their own. I guess that's why I didn't notice the flaw though.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

I really hate this, and you are a terrible person

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

All because of one poorly drawn cabbage ...

https://imgur.com/a/2Bt2C

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

WHERE DID YOU GET CLIPS OF ME MAKING DINNER. GET OFF MY LAWN CREEP

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’m almost sorry for posting this.

Bruh wat da heeell is this video, this shit is painful. Yo should be sorry fr. Still upvoted tho

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Amazing -- slightly OT but anyone watch delicious in dungeon? I love they made a whole show just to show anime cooking segments

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's been recommended to me. I definitely need to check it out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I started watching it last month but paused a couple of episodes in because I was too busy. I'm definitely going to continue watching in the next few weeks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been obsessed with it!! The cooking is amazing and I love the philosophical bits that are woven through everything.

Are you worried the cooking focus might take a back seat as the current storyline proceeds?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

no I think it's a main focus but I did notice a bit of a drop off when they got to the dragon -- Hopefully they correct course because I'd quit watching if it was just anime -- I don't really watch anime

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Ah jeez... Oh not the toma-noooo! Why? What did I ever do to you that you felt the need to make me suffer like this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Lol, you even stole the eye bleach from the comments??? You are an evil genius

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Why did you animate my kitchen?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Thank you for at least posting the eye bleach. That would've ruined my whole day lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The apology link was worth the initial frustration.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Watching the eye bleach I got anxious because for some reason I was expecting you to torment me with grave of the fireflies. I watched it once and my tiny little heart cannot handle it a second time. That movie scarred my psychologically for life or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Jebus! I scrolled past this post two days in a row. But today I thought, my morning could use the relaxing mood of some classic Ghibli.

Fuck you.

(And take your upvote)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago