Isn't that how imagining anything works?

if you can stand looking at dead people's bones

I much prefer it to looking at alive people's bones

Yes, that is the joke

This is why wanker is such a good insult. I'm a wanker, you're a wanker, we're all wankers.

I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest

otherwise trans women would be downing soy milk like there was no tomorrow

This is the classic counter-argument to so many superstitions and conspiracy theories. Storms are punishment from God for your homosexuality? Oh great, let's organise a big gay orgy everywhere there's a drought! Crystals can heal you and ghosts can tell you secrets from beyond the grave? Brilliant, every military and intelligence agency is going to invest heavily changing warfare and espionage immediately!

I've not put mine away since

That's a bollard, not a lamp post

You're correct, I specified "American republicans" to refer to the political party because everywhere else "republican" means anti-monarchist

That seems like one very specific definition specifically for economically-neo-liberal, only mentioned below all the actual definitions

My thoughts exactly! Every real-life human I've ever spoken to uses it to mean open-minded and every definition I look up agrees, yet for some reason half the people posting here think it exclusively means economically-neo-liberal capitalist.