Revan343

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree. Given that I use Gmail, Google ought to know basically everything about me, so why do I keep getting ads for diamonds, instead of GPUs?

Why are they spying on me if they aren't going to use that information?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe the cruelty is the point?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At what point does the US let them know that we're not going to let them drag us into WW3 just because they need to steal some land

The US is going to let Israel drag them into WWIII

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh did it? That's cool, I somehow didn't hear about it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh me too, absolutely; if you're A or O and RH- I'll take your blood; Canadian Blood Services are more discriminatory though, they're somehow still in the gay AIDS panic phase. Which they should have gotten over decades ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

If you're male, just tell them you're gay, they'll piss off .

If you're female, tell them you have anemia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Exactly

Edit: The meme that comes to mind goes something like

"Have our pizza, it's hot and ready"

"Is it good?"

"It's hot and ready."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, again, it's Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.

...are you from somewhere that doesn't have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as 'edible'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

They literally are; Palestinians are literally semites

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That would have been smart, but at the time 'funny' was more important than 'effective', and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes

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