Oops I ate N64 Goldeneye NPCs again

If you shrink a door does it pop off the hinges loudly? Or are you shrinking yourself and hopping in the keyhole?

I agree that speak with animals as a ritual is a QoL win, but I just sold 15 of those potions at the start of act 3 and I've never even bought one, you find em everywhere lol. Seeing as I don't think I've even taken 15 long rests, you can probably get away with just drinking the potions you find on the ground.

I'll never understand why some DMs nerf players when they can just as easily buff themselves.

My 20 CHA min/max Warlock: Smile and wave, smile and wave

Hah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for "cold microwave" YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!

Real talk, if this is happening to you often you've gotta decline more meetings.

"They can disregard regulation because what they do is important" is a terrible take

Does it stop them?

Hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.

I found the book...

This is my opinion, I do not need you to validate my opinion. Surprised you managed to finish the book when you couldn't be bothered to actually read my comment. Go be a condescending twat elsewhere.

Congrats on the sex!