[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn't seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Takes one to know one! gottem!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... is it automatically deadly?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'm ending with three exclamation points because I know what you did...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, we're damn fine!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Crazy how all bananas grow with the same code on their sticker...

[-] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I admittedly have, but I'm pretty forgetful and I do like Mr. Mobile's videos so it felt like a helpful reminder in the moment. I think it comes down to whether I would have subscribed anyway vs feeling like they're begging for charity.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

She sees John on the other side of the street putting up more missing cat posters. The three story building is just a facade for the flower shop's illegal cat nip operation that Heathcliff and Garfield both got mixed up in before disappearing...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Little do they know it's actually a synonym for Amazon Web Services

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