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[-] [email protected] 294 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

All you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles.

It's just a small technical challenge.

[-] [email protected] 157 points 9 months ago

From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.

I expect to find ~$2 bn.

See you in jail!

[-] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago

Hah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for "cold microwave" YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Calm down there Elizabeth Holmes

[-] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago

Technically that's already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Easy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

i turn the microwave upside down

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

And if you manage that, you'll make Bill Gates and Elon Musk look like paupers.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Then you buy X and rebrand it Twatter.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I prefer Xitter.

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