Confused_Emus

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wait! What's the difference between rock... and stone?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

works from home

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Try microdosing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I tried a shower once with those jets coming from the sides. Tickled like crazy and I had to turn them off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Was curious about more info and holy shit, that's just the application fee! You're not even assured to get the TLD at that point.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

I'd think being close enough to any amount of lava large enough to plunge your arm into would be putting off a considerable amount of heat. Even if you damage your arm enough to not feel it, the rest of you is gonna be pretty uncomfortable from the radiant heat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Anyone else hear the sound of an axe grinding? Wonder what that's about...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I work as a network tech for a globally spanning ISP specializing in fiber services, handling major maintenances that are service effecting for business and government customers (SLAs are in effect). These maintenances are planned and tracked through various excel sheets - housed either in a shared network drive (so yeah, we may run into issues where multiple people are trying to edit the same doc at once), or excel tables in a SharePoint.

Prior to the merger of companies I recently went through, we had actual database systems to track this stuff that worked just fine. And now we're relying on the same shit a grad student would use to track their doctorate progress. It'll work until it doesn't. Looking forward to the shit-show if it gets me overtime.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's this concept of pets with no owners we like to call "strays."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Wash it off and toss it in the next pot of chili!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

There was a sequel, but I didn't really care for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There are... other sources. sea shanty starts playing faintly in the background

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